To Mr/Miss Spastic of the Century:

Fuck off. Get lost.

When you were born, instead of slapping your butt, the nurse slapped your mother's face. When your father saw you, he asked your mother why you had her long and ugly face. She replied, "Woof!".

Every night, your mother puts a mcdonald's paper bag over your head before she kisses you goodnight.

If your parents told you to be yourself, they couldn't have given you worse advice.

If my dog had a face like yours I would shave his ass and walk him backwards.

When you were born, even God admitted that He could make a mistake.

You are also an excellent living proof that shit can grow legs and walk.

I know that you won't be insulted, because with your intelligence you wouldn't be offended, and you can shut up for now... If I really wanted any shit out of you I would have just squeezed your head...