"Be careful of this... if you touch it you will feel very itchy..."

-_-" that was what the lab technician (some aunty who has practically 3 tits on her) said while pouring dilute sulphuric acid and aqueous potassium iodide into test tubes for us... whether she was toking about the sulphuric acid or the potassium iodide i dunno... but i know that neither of them wun cause itches whatsoever... or maybe i'm wrong...

oh well... that was some chem practical... had to do some redox titration... spilled some potassium iodide on my shoe... oops... that part is now yellow... haha... i could have done it 5 times lor... bloody hell... in the end used 4... during my first attempt, just when i poured the sodium thiosulphate into the beaker (or is that the chlorate(I) ions? heh... can't rmb...) the solution turned brown... i was like... yes arr... what the shit... just imagine pouring some colourless solution into a flask... and suddenly the solution just turned brown... magic sia... then i noticed that some idiot who used the flask be4 me didn't wash properly... still got some potassium iodide left in the flask... bloody hell... waste my time... anyway i was practically chiong-ing through the experiment... first time must do slowly... if not will overshoot... but after that i just chiong-ed through the whole shit... haha... then for my 5th time the damn thing stopped functioning properly... i wanted to stop adding the solution in the burette but the damn thing couldn't stop! the clipper was like closed already but there was still solution flowing... wah... squirt here squirt there... haha... damn... wasted sia...

God is better than football
God is better than beer
God is better than cricket
You can talk to God all year

haha... some god propaganda... that was from some short animated film called harvie krump... watched that during english lesson... did a lot of rubbish during english lesson also... first we went through some compo done by some rgs girl... winner of some commonwealth essay writing thingy... then in the compo there was a word "callused"... so we asked her what that was... then she talked about the finger having bumps on where you usually hold the pen... then talked about big hands or something... then talked about how tall people usually have big hands... after that suddenly talked about the length of our fingers... then she said that the length of our middle finger is the length of our d**k... then everybody was like what the hell... so tall people must have really big d**ks la... according to her theory... then since for guys the middle finger represent how long so for girls represent how deep la... wah sick sia... from the word "callused" can talk about dicks... i think the teacher must have been feeling horny sia... haha... then talked about what bar-top dancing, lap dancing, pole dancing, striptease or whatever... kaoz...

ok la... better go now... haven't eat dinner yet...