Marriage Readiness Checklist

• Feel comfortable with each other
• Love each other
• Able to communicate with ease with each other
• Does not smoke
• Not a Malay nor Indian
• Speaks English and not mainly Chinese

haha... CME is so lame... come up with this kind of thing... actually the question was just "marriage readiness checklist" and we are supposed to fill up the bullets... haha... i think that the "not a malay nor indian" factor is the most influential one... haha... what rubbish...

had co prac after my geog remedial... practice was supposed to start at 2pm or something... when my remedial ended it was 4pm... only 1 person out of 6 were there... sianz... i then asked the guy to go home while i go practise by myself... wah song... first time in dunno how many weeks never have a real chance to practise by myself... haha... i'm like some deprived kid... then went to practise pai gu using the dajiyuequji... it's actually mostly easy... for dagu and xiaogu ad whatever not... but for paigu... wah... the stuff inside (besides lian4 xi2 qu3) i must really spend TIME practising it just to get it right... reminds me of tian1 shan1 sheng4 hui4... where i had to spend 2 hours practising it... my longest ever time to get the rythmn right... haha... oh well... maybe i DO suck...

hai... woke up at 1 plus today... haha... cooked some korean noodles for lunch... then went to do homework (haha... unbelievable...) spent like 20-30 minutes doing physics and chem workbook... then went to play the piano (or keyboard) liao... haha... couldn't resist the temptation... practised the coup de couer again and again... haha... must master the song... damn scared becos wilson said that the last finger or little finger is connected to the heart or something... then if you strain it to hard then your hand will shake or something... wah... scared the same thing happen to me sia... every time i play coup de couer i will have to stretch my fingers until damn far... then every time i play my fingers will feel damn strained... some more i practise like more than 30 minutes lor... haha...

haiz... syf coming liao... vsco so inconsistent... then percussion (or I) cannot whack like crazy... not like the last syf... where i can "show the fighting spirit of vsco" for fen yong... now every time also "softer... softer... dun play so loud..." walao... i miss fen yong... i miss playing the diao cha... especially when there's a part exclusive for diao cha... like the last 2 bars of fen yong... wah...

"you owe me 40 push-ups..."

had co today... quite sian... spent the whole time teaching juniors how to hit the drum properly... didn't practise a single bit (since when did i start?) then wu lao shi came... had dazu... means that i can't even practise a shit bit during the break i gave them... (he came just when i gave the khaki shorts a break) then straight away had to prepare for dazu... dammit...

anyway went to karl heng today... blah blah... bought this percussion book... something like kao ji but it's not... some china rubbish... cost only 20 bux... i bought it without hesitating... heh heh... the stuff inside quite easy la... i think i can manage... but what i hate is the triplets... if it's 8th note triplets i dun really mind... but the thing is it's 16th note triplets!! if it's continuous i still can manage... (like if it's 1 bar continuous 16th note triplets...) but it's an 8th note followed by the 16th note triplets!! hmm... dunno whether you can imagine that... anyway if i find it hard to play means that other people will also find it hard (or harder) to play... haha... juz joking... there was once when clayton said that my pai zi was damn good... (when it's not really that good) then i realised that it's not my pai zi good... it's his that suck... haha...

whee... mum went out for some dinner and dance and my sis went to some other thing... so i got the whole house to myself!! yay... haha... haiya... dunno what to do... hee... maybe i'll just slack around... yeah...

Date: 27 Apr 1995 13:14:21 -0400
From: clayton chong
Subject: (none)

Dear Dr Math. what is 1000 divided by 7?

From
Clayton chong.



haha... i found that on the net... that's so insulting...

sigh... yesterday wanted to skip co so much... i didn't want to waste my time teaching my juniors... in the end i couldn't skip co (that always happens... passion does reign supreme in me) but also in the end i didn't have to teach those khaki shorts people... haha... the erhu teacher came to teach them... so i was spared... haha.. yeah...

damn... tmr still got sectionals... i wouldn't mind if it was dazu or practise or what... but the fact that i have to teach my juniors makes me sick... i VOW to be in a co where the percussionists are either pro-er than me or at least just a little bit lousier than me... and not spastic people who dun think they are damn pro... maybe i'll join chengsan... maybe i'll audition for syco... maybe i'm dreaming too much... but first let me get my hands on the kao ji book for percussion... mr ngoh said there was such a book... but not in singapore... in china... damn... maybe karl heng can help me import... haha... what i would give to get that book man!! there's also another book for percussion... but it's the western one... inside it's snare drum, timpani and xylophone and other mallets... but i suck too much to play that... i dun even know how to double stroke...

oh well... better go dream about my kao ji percussion book... byes...

"Be careful of this... if you touch it you will feel very itchy..."

-_-" that was what the lab technician (some aunty who has practically 3 tits on her) said while pouring dilute sulphuric acid and aqueous potassium iodide into test tubes for us... whether she was toking about the sulphuric acid or the potassium iodide i dunno... but i know that neither of them wun cause itches whatsoever... or maybe i'm wrong...

oh well... that was some chem practical... had to do some redox titration... spilled some potassium iodide on my shoe... oops... that part is now yellow... haha... i could have done it 5 times lor... bloody hell... in the end used 4... during my first attempt, just when i poured the sodium thiosulphate into the beaker (or is that the chlorate(I) ions? heh... can't rmb...) the solution turned brown... i was like... yes arr... what the shit... just imagine pouring some colourless solution into a flask... and suddenly the solution just turned brown... magic sia... then i noticed that some idiot who used the flask be4 me didn't wash properly... still got some potassium iodide left in the flask... bloody hell... waste my time... anyway i was practically chiong-ing through the experiment... first time must do slowly... if not will overshoot... but after that i just chiong-ed through the whole shit... haha... then for my 5th time the damn thing stopped functioning properly... i wanted to stop adding the solution in the burette but the damn thing couldn't stop! the clipper was like closed already but there was still solution flowing... wah... squirt here squirt there... haha... damn... wasted sia...

God is better than football
God is better than beer
God is better than cricket
You can talk to God all year

haha... some god propaganda... that was from some short animated film called harvie krump... watched that during english lesson... did a lot of rubbish during english lesson also... first we went through some compo done by some rgs girl... winner of some commonwealth essay writing thingy... then in the compo there was a word "callused"... so we asked her what that was... then she talked about the finger having bumps on where you usually hold the pen... then talked about big hands or something... then talked about how tall people usually have big hands... after that suddenly talked about the length of our fingers... then she said that the length of our middle finger is the length of our d**k... then everybody was like what the hell... so tall people must have really big d**ks la... according to her theory... then since for guys the middle finger represent how long so for girls represent how deep la... wah sick sia... from the word "callused" can talk about dicks... i think the teacher must have been feeling horny sia... haha... then talked about what bar-top dancing, lap dancing, pole dancing, striptease or whatever... kaoz...

ok la... better go now... haven't eat dinner yet...

my god... i'm feeling damn sian... yesterday... haiz... dunno whether i shld tok abt it or not... someone said i shld write about stuff deep down in my heart and not just the outside (like what i have been doing and what most people are doing also...) and so it seems that someone younger than me is smarter than me... (ouch, my heart!) oh wells... i have my reasons though... for not writing abt what i feel deep down inside... (actually i did before... it was about my drumstick which fell into the lift... boo hoo!!) first, it would consist of a teeny bit some a lot of vulgarities since people around me are irritating me... (most of them are just immature people who go to school wearing khaki shorts) second, everything would be a mess since my mind IS in a mess... information would be flying here and there everywhere... thirdly, i have my doubts of WHO is going to read it... so who cares? ok... so everything i have just said is redundant... but isn't that it? sometimes i feel that everything i feel is redundant... ok but who cares anyways... i'm just going to try it once...

friday: had co prac... everybody slacking... no instructors... dazu in the morning with clayton conducting... everybody toking when clayton was toking... how irritating... i wished i had water soaker or something... then i can just shoot at whoever is toking... ok whatever... nuff about co... went to drum lesson... still can... teacher said that i was too quiet... AGAIN... what do you expect? the rest of the 6 people are all GIRLS... 1, i'm from a boy's school... dunno how to tok to girls... 2, THEY are from a girl's school (3 from st nicks and 2 from nanyang) except for 1 from presbytarian high (which i dunno whether it's mixed or what...) so how do you expect me to tok to them... i must be some despo sia... to approach them and tok to them... (in which case i'm not) ok anyway we played bon jovi's "it's my life" (we play the song on the hi-fi and play the drum set with the song...) wah song... too bad i wasn't using drum set... i was playing the drum PAD... which was just some rubber thingy made to represent the drum set... oh well... so in the end the girls continued to tok among themselves while i sit alone (except for some instances) man... how pathetic... oh ya, the teacher asked me that if i saw them on the street one day, would i say hello to them? then i said depends... and he started saying that i am very difficult to befriend... to even say hello also must have so many conditions... but that's becos i dun trust them that they will respond to me what... what if they dao me? i especially HATE people who dao lor... it's not as if i deserve it... if i deserve it then ok la... but then they dao me for no reason... make me look like a fool calling out to no one only... so i might as well not give you a chance to dao me... and just mind my own business... sigh... i have become like this becos of the countless people who dao-ed me last time... now it's becoming part of me to sort of dao people... oh well... happy dao-ing!

ok... so now i have said my worthless feelings which carry no value whatsoever... am i supposed to feel better now? do i? ok maybe... thanks anyway, CHINK...

"KRAK!! Ow..."

i was playing soccer yesterday (as a matter of fact, everyday since monday... haha...) and i was playing bare-footed becos my shoes were torn spoilt holey torn... damn... that was the worst decision i ever made... as i was trapping the ball with my foot, the ball hit my toenail and cracked it, exposing the "meat" (only a little bit...) as my toenail cracked, it sounded like "KRAK!!" and i was like "ow..." and so i kicked the ball away... when i looked closer, it was actually bleeding... ouchie... oh well...

haha today clayton was acting damn spastic... lol... dancing around... too bad nobody took video of it... i already have video evidence of clayton's msg of what he will do if both vsco and rgco get gold... haha... i think ee huang must have sms-ed him saying that she will do the same thing to him or something... HAHA... that's why he so happy spastic hysterical... his inbox was like "ee huang ee huang ee huang ee huang ee huang" lor... lol... SHAME! ying kai's one also... everything also jing xuan... HAHA... tsk tsk tsk... haha this week is damn chaotic... start of the week still ok... then come the end ar... wah... maybe we are pushing ourselves too hard (like for example i go to school everyday at 7 plus in the morning) then now we are going crazy liao... haha...

anyway today had dazu in the hall... wah... wu lao shi go so fast... i dropped my timpani stick sia... walao... cock up sia... then xing kong the dagu part also i cocked up once... haha... must be not enough sleep ah...

ok... better go off now... dun wanna tok too much about co if not i will feel damn pissed... haha...

ok... i've got the order of the syf participants... some is not sure though... but all this is based on hong zhou's interpretation of lee eng keat's illegible hand-writing...

Day 1 Session 1
1) Chirst Church Secondary
2) Pasir Ris Secondary
3) North View Secondary
4) St. Anthony’s Canossian Convent
5) Fuchun Secondary
6) HongKah Secondary
7) East View Secondary
8) ACS Barker
9) Pasir Ris Crest Secondary
10) Nan Hua Secondary

Day 1 Session 2
11) Fuhua Secondary
12) Victoria School
13) Northland Secondary
14) Yu Ying Secondary
15) Temasek Secondary
16) Anglican High School
17) Marsiling Secondary
18) Coral Secondary
19) Shuqun Secondary

Day2 Session 1
20)
21) Raffles Institution
22) Teck Whye Secondary
23) Bukit Batok Secondary
24) Ngee Ann Sec Secondary
25) Nanyang Girls Secondary
26) Ahmad Ibrahim Secondary
27) Swiss Cottage Secondary
28) River Valley High School

Day2 Session 2
29) Chung Cheng High School (Yishun)
30) Boon Lay Secondary
31) Bukit Panjang Secondary
32) Manjusri Secondary
33) Bedok South Secondary School
34) Beatty Secondary
35) Maris Stella
36) Chung Cheng High School (Main)
37) Chua Chu Kang

Day 3 Session 1
38) MayFlower Sec
39) CHIJ Katong Convent
40) Catholic High School
41) Balestier Hill Secondary
42) St. Nichloas Girls School
43) Jurong Secondary
44) Si Ling Sec
45) Broadrick Sec
46) Hwa Chong Institution

Day 3 Session 2
47) Jurongville Secondary
48) Changkat Changi Secondary
49) Serangoon Secondary
51) Dunman High School
52) Raffles Girls School
53) Zhonghua Secondary
54) Holy Innocent’s High
55) Woodgrove Secondary

so actually day 2 is the worst... have ngee ann, nanyang girls, river valley... still got chung cheng high main and majusri... wah... 5 pro schools chasing for 3 golds...

"I will **** ** ***** if both vs and rgs get gold for syf..."

"It doesn't matter which co play first... what matters is which co plays the best... even if we win the gold among lousy schools, there is no honour... but if we win silver among schools like dunman high school, there is more honour becos we lost to such a good school..."

"Vjc only hire quek ling qiong for a few weeks only... it's not permanent..."

yes ar... means that i dun have to think whether to go vjc or tjc (if it's possible) since quek ling qiong is only temporarily at vjc... hope i can get into tj! that's if i dun change my mind in the future... but i shouldn't... i still wanna continue my percussion days...

hai... broke another drumstick today... this time it was my junior's one... oops... he just bought it recently on saturday... haha... and i broke it just 3 days later... i was playing long teng for them and i was hitting the gu3 pian1 (the "piak" sound) and the front part of the stick went flying like 2 metres into the air... and i was just looking at the stick flying into the air and landing on the floor... haha... wah... this is like the 4th drumstick i broke in the space of like 30 days... first i broke the dark brown stick (the good quality one... i just whacked the side of the drum... and it broke...) second was the ultra-thick drumstick for dagu (i whacked the gu3 pian1 until a slice almost half the length and half the thickness of the drumstick broke off...) then it was the snare drumstick (it was really low-quality... those cheapo sticks... i was using the thicker side of the stick to whack the gu3 pian1 since other sticks are either being used or broken... and the part of the stick which was used to hit the drum cracked into half) and today... the stick that was bought 3 days ago... haha... i dunno whether to laugh or cry sia... am i supposed to be pro now? or am i just damn violent? i actually dun find anything wrong with what i'm doing... i'm playing it correctly... it must be the sticks' fault... come to think of it, i think daniel and i have broken the most number of sticks in 2 years... haha... i broke drumsticks while he broke timpani sticks and cracked the balls of the xylophone sticks... haha... i guess we two must find a pair of drumsticks worthy of our passion... haha...

To Mr/Miss Spastic of the Century:

Fuck off. Get lost.

When you were born, instead of slapping your butt, the nurse slapped your mother's face. When your father saw you, he asked your mother why you had her long and ugly face. She replied, "Woof!".

Every night, your mother puts a mcdonald's paper bag over your head before she kisses you goodnight.

If your parents told you to be yourself, they couldn't have given you worse advice.

If my dog had a face like yours I would shave his ass and walk him backwards.

When you were born, even God admitted that He could make a mistake.

You are also an excellent living proof that shit can grow legs and walk.

I know that you won't be insulted, because with your intelligence you wouldn't be offended, and you can shut up for now... If I really wanted any shit out of you I would have just squeezed your head...

"A baby girl may be born with what looks like a scrotum and a penis... scientists have said that these people (happens in 1 out of 10,000 babies) usually grow to be very attractive and feminine..."

eeyucks... i hope i dun meet one of them...

anyway i'm still quite bugged about the timpani scores... but what can i do? hai... hmm... i was thinking maybe i shld go to vjc next year so i can be under quek ling qiong since he's the conductor for vjc... or maybe i shld go to tjc... since daniel is there and their co is not bad too... hmm... see my results first la... all of them need such good results that i can't produce... haha... speaking of results, i'm screwed... my humanities is shit... i failed like some crap... 8.5/25 for the first one and 13/25 for the other one... i'm screwed... i'm really screwed...

"dun do what the experts tell you to do... do what they do..."

haiz... damn moody... i was really looking forward to getting the timpani scores for a song yesterday... but someone forgot to bring... (ouch... my heart...) you know, it's great to build up that kind of enthusiasm in someone and then just take it away... it's so great, it's sadistic... maybe i should try that on someone... anyway i then tried to watch the video to catch what the timpani was trying to play... which meant i had to see my horrid performance... again... and at the end of the day, i hardly had any idea of what the timpani was playing...

dhsco... too sian to talk abt it... but it was certainly very value for money... their jiao1 long2 xi3 wu3 was like, the best sia... i kena stunned like some shit...

oh well... goodbye for now... while i heal my broken heart... ok... maybe not... but i'm still damn sad...

"Haze? it's haze meh? i thought it was morning mist..."

if you didn't notice there was haze means that you are too low... and not like me on the 7th level...

hmm... went to ps yesterday... with handoko and wilson... reserved a t-shirt and bought a nike 3-quarters... t-shirt cost $13... 3-quarters cost $57... but becos handoko was a member so got discount... $49... they keep saying i damn rich... pls la... your 1 shirt cost how much? $70... with that money i can buy my 2 items and still got enuff money to eat the indonesian chicken... haha... anyway we left there just before 9 or something... and i reached home at 9.30pm plus... straight away used the computer to log on the vsco website to change my password in case someone hack... then slacked here and there...

sianz... tmr still got co prac... i should be paid like any other instructor lor... i never do anything except teach my juniors... i dun even practise... i want to practise also cannot... kaoz... some more juniors dun even give a damn about anything... i want them to practise together and they can just play their individual rubbish for the whole 3 hours and not learn anything at the end of it... i dun wanna teach them anymore la... they are wasting my time... they make mistake also dunno that they make mistake... see how narrow their mind is? they just dun care about other instruments and anyhow play... some more they have a serious lack of discipline... when i'm toking they just HAVE to play... cannot DUN play... knn sia... music is all about discipline, as what my drum teacher said... you are not disciplined, you can get lost... nvm... next monday the percussion teacher will come and i dun have to give a damn about those lower life-forms on monday... come to think of it, i'm doing more work than the percussion teacher (in teaching the juniors) and he's the one getting paid... oh well, let's just say he's being paid to relief the job for me... haha...